zerrie:

am i the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour 

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

(Source: unfierce)

French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.

mntrose:

The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you